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Lloyd Hood Ninja in tights

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Pythorisawesome presents…
A Pythorisawesome Production…
Skeletons are seen shooting flaming arrows as the title is seen
Lloyd Hood: Ninja in Tights
More arrows are fired as we see the cast
Lloyd Garmadon: The green ninja
Pythor P Chumsworth
Skales Hypnobrai
Luna the Nature Ninja
Slithraa Hypnobrai
Jay the Lightening Ninja
Ed Walker
Edna Walker
Cole the Earth Ninja
Zane the Ice Ninja
Madame Hagatha
Arrows keep coming
Based On “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” By Mel Brooks.
One of the arrows hits the roof of a house setting it ablaze. A Jamanicai woman rushes screaming “HELP! My house is on fire!” Soon the entire village is caught on fire.
“Call the fire brigade!” another Jamanicai woman shouts. The fire brigade shows up in a truck. They were fangpyres.
“Don’t worry. Come along. Hurry up. Hurry up.”
“Fill em up. Pass the buckets.” Is heard as the fangpyre fire brigade try their best to quell the fire.
“There has to be a better way of doing the credits” Snappa says.
“That’s right! Every time someone makes a Robin Hood parody, they burn our village down!”
Produced and directed by Pythorisawesome
“LEAVE US ALONE PYTHORISAWESOME!” The villagers shout.
Now we go to a scene where we see a ninja wearing blue, He’s Jay, behind him were three fangpyres, Snappa, Fangdam, and Fangtrick. They begin to rap Jay starting them off.
Yo Yo Yo Check it out!
Pythor and skales they was running the show
Raisin the taxes cause they needed the dough
A reign of terror
Took over the land
They were shakin down the people
Just to beat the band.
I said Hey!
(Fangpyres) Hey!
I said Hey!
Hey!
I said
The fangpyres sing like a choir as Jay leads them with his hands.
Hey nonny nonny and a ho-ho-ho
Jay and the fangpyres danced as if they were in a ballet then begin rapping again
The people were unhappy Morale was low
They had no place to turn to
There was nowhere to go
They needed a hero
But no one could be found cause
Lloyd Hood was out of town
I said Hey
Hey
I said hey
Hey
I said
Hey nonny nonny and a ho-ho-ho
They did a jig for a few seconds before going back to rapping
He was put into the slammer
By his darkness foe
And in a little while he would be no more
I said Hey
Hey
I said Hey
Hey
I said
Hey nonny nonny hey nonny nonny hey nonny nonny and a whoa whoa whoa
Jay did a move like a break dancer before posing with the fangpyre.
Check it out!
GOT ER DONE!!
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Electric-Empire's avatar
Hahaha, this is awesome! :'D I can't wait for more! :la: