Between a flock and a hard place rp starter

Between a Flock and a Hard Place Rp starter 

Nighttime in the garden. All was quiet....except for the twingersnaps house that had a whole flock of goobas surrounding their house along with a barkbark literally barking orders. Teddington stirred trying to get comfortable and ignore the noise while Tina merely worked on a crossword puzzle with her bedside lamp on.

"Confound it Tina! Unless the crossword clue your working on is 'Most Annoying Sound Ever' could you please keep your stupified grunts to a minimum"

"It's not me squazzil breath! It's them!" Tina motioned her head outside. Teddy looked out the window to see the sheep like piñatas.

"Goobas! Ruff ruff!" The barkbark barked. 

"Goobas? Why if I could just unhinge my jaw a few more inches I-" Teddy opened his jaws as much as he could then he closed them. "Oh well, if I can't use my fangs, I'll just have to use my razor sharp wits instead." 

"Aw Gary aren't you tired of taking orders from that barkbark? I mean when he says ruff we eat, when he says ruff ruff we walk, when he says ruffty ruff ruff we stop." Gordon Gooba told his friend. 

"Gordon! Ruff!"

Gordon's eyes swirled before he shook his head to snap out if it.

Teddy then stuck his head out the window. "Hey goobas! Why did the Gooba cross the road? Cause the barkbark told him to!" Teddy then laughed at his own joke. 

"Ya see? We're a laughingstock and I'm tired if it."

"Gordon! Ruff ruff!" The barkbark ordered. 

"Hey! Ever heard of the Gooba with the original thought? Neither have I!" Teddy again laughed.

 "Why don't you come say that to my face you-" Gordon started standing on two legs 

"Gordon! RUFF!" 

Gordon fell on all four shaking his head again to snap out of it. 

"That's the last straw!" Gordon ran to the barkbark and donkey kicked him sending the dog piñata flying.

"Have a nice flight." Gordon grinned as the hat landed on his head. "Alright I'm in charge now." 

His fellow goobas just stared blankly

"Let me rephrase that; ruff ruff ruffruff ruff!"

The goobas went under the spell and followed Gordon.

"It works! Looks like there's a new Shepard in town! And his name is Gordon Gooba! Soon everyone will know it!"

"Brainless followers!" Teddy shouted at them. Gordon glared. 

"Starting with that know it all twingersnap..."

The next morning franklin walked out to his strawberry patch. "Little strawberries! I'm ready for my mondolicious-" Franklin screamed out when he saw an empty torn up garden. "POLICEMEN!!!"

Everyone had rushed to franklins. 

"All my strawberries...."

"It would take a whole flock of say, Gooba sized piñatas to eat franklins entire patch." Paulie Preztail pointed out. 

"If only there was some kind of clue..." Teddy said thoughtfully. 

"Hey look!" Fergy said as a Gooba flock passed. "Twingersnap tracks!" 

"Were you here last night teddy?"

"What?! No!"

"Then why are there twingersnap tracks here?"

"Teddy how could you!"

"How could I what?! I didn't do this!"

"Set up!" Tina suddenly yelled as everyone looked at her "a five letter word for an arrangement or apparatus." 

"Well... I know how much you like strawberries, but if you say you didn't do it, I guess I have to believe you."

"This time!" Ella said. 

"But what about the next time?" Gordon muttered hiding in the bushes "Oh yea, that twingersnap is going bye bye."