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Between a Flock and a Hard Place Rp starter

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*Tina and teddy twingersnap lied in bed Tina was working on a crossword puzzle and teddy was tossing and turning trying to fall asleep but couldnt with all the noise from outside*
Teddy: Confound it Tina! Unless the clue is most annoying sound ever could you please keep your stupified grunts to a minium
Tina: its not me squazzil breath its them *motions her head toward the window*
Teddy: *looks outside to see a whole flock of goobaas* Goobaas! Well if I could just dislocate my jaw a few more inches I- *opens his jaw but closes it again* Ah well if my fangs can't solve this problem I'll just have to use my razor sharp witts instead.
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Gordon: ah gary aren't you tired of being bossed around by the barkbark. I mean when he says ruff we eat when he says ruff ruff we walk when he says ruffty ruff ruff we stop
Barkbark: Ruff!
*the goobas stop talking and go back to eating*
Teddy: *pushes the window open* Hey goobas why did the gooba cross the road? Cause the barkbark told him to! *laughs*
Gordon: see what I'm talking about we're laughing stocks and I'm sick of it!
Barkbark: Gordon! Ruff Ruff!
Gordon: *pupils become spirals*
Teddy: ever heard of the orignal thought? Neither have I! *laughs again*
Gordon: Hey why don't you try saying that to my face-
Barkbark: Gordon! RUFF!
Gordon: *pupils become spirals again but shakes his head to snap out of it* thats the last straw! *runs to the barkbark and kicks him into the air* Have a nice flight....*turns to the other goobas* alright now I'm incharge...
*The goobas just stare while chewing their cud*
Gordon: Let me rephrase that Ruff ruff ruffruff ruff!
*The goobas eyes become spirals and they walk towards gordon*
Gordon: it worked! *laughs* oh yeah soon everyone will know the name of gordon gooba!
Teddy; Brainless followers!
Gordon: *glares* starting with that know it all twingersnap.....

*the next morning*
Franklin: Little strawberries! I'm ready for a mondolicious- *screams when he sees his strawberry patch is destroyed* POLICEMAN!!!!!
*everyone has gathered at franklins house*
Najada: franklin do you remember seeing anything?
Franklin: I didn't see anything dudedette I woke up came out here and all my strawberries were gone!
Paulie: It would take a flock of say gooba sized pinata to eat franklins whole patch
Teddy: If only we had some kind of clue
Gordon: ruff ruff!
Fergy: Hey look! Twingersnap tracks
Paulie: *turns to the male twingersnap* Were you here last night teddy?
Teddy: What?! Of course not!
Fergy: Teddy how could you?
Teddy: How could I what?! I didn't do this!
Najada: enough! I know Teddy he wouldn't do this!
Tanner: this is pretty strange though
Acidicus: I think we should keep an eye on this, it may happen again.
Najada: agreed acidicus.
Franklin: I dunno teddington, I do know how much you love strawberries but if you say you're innocent I guess I have to believe you...
Ella: This time!
Gordon: *hiding behind a bush* but what about the next time? This is just the beginning, oh yeah that twingersnap is going bye-bye....


Just a rp starter of one of my favorite VP episodes, except a different version
[link] this is the link to the episode if you wanna watch it
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